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sunshinesongbird:

"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

❝ Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry. ❞
- (via daringtome)

My life in one sentence.

(via lifexistince)

This fuck

(via winky-is-kinky)

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

(Source: sinaloan)

tufat:

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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